Day 125: Bonus star wars day

It seems that people cannot get enough of Star Wars. Apparently one Star Wars Day was not sufficient for some people. So besides May the 4th, there is also Revenge of the 5th.

So I’m making it myself easy as well and do an extra day of Star Wars celebrations. Today I’m celebrating it with some silly Star Wars jokes.


10. What do you call a pirate droid?

Arrrr-2 D2.

9. What droid always takes the long way around?

R2-Detour.

8. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the Dark Side.

7. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?

May the floss be with you.

6. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

5. Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?

He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”

4. My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.

I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

3. I saw a falcon eating avocado toast.

Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

2. I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars.

I have a Boba fettish.

1. Did you know Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie?

He played the Force.

Yes I admit, some of these jokes are pretty lame.