Woohoo, party time, today I’m celebrating my 100th blog. Never missed a day so far, and I’m pretty proud about that. The site still could use some updates and tweaking, but that will happen sometime soon. The focus has been on making the daily post into a habit, and that has been succesful.
As a celebration I’m sharing a list that has been in my mind for a long time. Maybe this is one of the lists that triggered me to start this site. At least I think it is a funny list, so here we go. Just like with the Millionaire Madness car list, I have won the supermegaturbobillionaire extravanganza jackpot. So everything is possible, even hiring fictional characters from movie or TV. So just to keep my businesses running and my houses tidy, and need some staff, here are my favorites.
10. Martin ‘Marty’ Byrde (Ozark)
Money makes money, so I need someone who knows what he does, and also has some trick up his sleeve. So I’m assigning Marty to watch over my investments.
9. Berta (Two and a half men)
Since I do love a good portion of sarcasm, and need someone to run the house, I’m hiring Berta to watch over the house. It is good that I’m super rich and everything is possible, cause we need to bring actress Conchata Ferrell back from the dead since she passed away in 2020.
8. Niles (The Nanny)
Let’s bring more sarcasm to the house. Since I need a butler too, I’m bringing in Niles. I just hope Berta and Niles won’t kill eachother.
7. Olivia Pope (Scandal)
When you are superrich you might atract some scandals, therefore I’m adding Olivia Pope to the staff to make any scandals go away.
6. Ray Donovan (Ray Donovan)
Some things just need to go away, one way or the other. For stuff that my lawyers or Olivia cannot make away, I need a fixer, and off course there is no better fixer than Ray Donovan.
5. Hank Moody (Californication)
At some point I might want to publish my memoires, so I will definately need a writer.
4. Donna Paulsen (Suits)
Life would be a lot easier if everyone just has a Donna in his/her life.
3. Harvey Specter (Suits)
From one suits character to the next. For my legal representation I’m picking Harvey Specter. No better man to close my deals.
2. Billy McBride (Goliath)
More money, more problems, so more lawyers. Did Harvey just got outranked? Yes, he did, so you might start watching Goliath.
1. Ari Gold (Entourage)
Not sure why I should need an agent yet? But since I’m filthy rich I’m sure I will find a reason. And off course there is no better agent around than Ari Gold.