New Conversations Day is a day dedicated to encouraging people to engage in meaningful conversations, initiate dialogue on important topics, and foster connections on a deeper level. A day to step away from the basic chitchat about the weather or sports. Unlike many other special days of the year this seems to be a good cause. The world could use less chitchat and more real conversations.
But as I am feeling a bit contrary today, the list will be a bit different. Although we could all use more meaningfull conversations, not all subjects are OK. So today’s list will be a list of conversations topics, or opening sentences that probably have your conversation partner run away. Or at lest make them very uncomfortable. If not, there is definately something wrong with him/her.
- I am a member of the Flat Earth Society.
- Would you like to see my Nazi parafernalia collection?
- I am really struggling at the moment, can you borrow me some money?
- Do you also believe the moon landing was fake?
- Did you know the 5G signal is used to control people’s mind?
- My mum breastfeeded me untill I was 14 years old.
- May I please help you to clip your toe nails?
- I have an inflamed skin, does it smell funny?
- Sometimes I dream that I shoot my manager, is that weird?
- What do you think about pizzagate?