Day 192 and I still have not missed a single day. I still am both proud and surprised about myself. Most of the times I write either late in the afternoon or late in the evening. As long as it is before midnight it is fine.
The thought about missing a day got me thinking about excuses. What would be a good reason to miss a day? So today’s Top 10 is a list of lame excuses for being late, not doing your homework, not finishing your blog or presentation, etc. Here we go!
- My alarm clock didn’t go off because my pet hamster was playing with the snooze button.
- I accidentally time traveled and got stuck in the wrong decade.
- I was abducted by aliens who wanted to borrow my pen for intergalactic paperwork.
- I was chasing a rainbow, hoping to find the pot of gold, and lost track of time.
- My laptop was hijacked by Nigerian scammers, I had to pay them to get access again.
- I was busy searching for the fountain of youth but got lost in a maze of skincare products.
- I accidentally joined a marathon without realizing it, and couldn’t stop until I crossed the finish line.
- I had a severe case of spontaneous temporary amnesia and forgot all about the deadline.
- My pen ran out of ink, and I had to search the entire city for a store that sold refills.
- I’m sorry for being late. You won’t believe it, but I got caught in an intense game of rock-paper-scissors with a street mime, and we ended up in a tiebreaker that lasted longer than expected.