I had a look at the Days Of The Year calendar again today, and found out today is Innovation day. Since I’m feeling a bit obstinate, let’s do something different with this subject and make a list of the most useless inventions I can find. My number one is pretty easy, I saw that one a long time ago and shared it on my socials. So useless, but still so cool I’m actually considering buying it. Let’s see what other useless inventions I can find.
I am so flabbergasted for some items I found that I can’t even find the energy to add an explanation…
10. Turn signals on BMW’s
Why are they on there anyway? The average BMW driver does not use them. BMW is pretty decent at self-mockery since they used the idea of removing them for an April fools day prank.
9. Sweat-Heart Sweet Shirt
Damn, just too late for Valentine’s day.
8. Full Body Umbrella
There is a reason why I have never seen one of these in real life…
7. A Walking Sleeping Bag
What about those cold feet?
6. Snow Baller
I think my hands can do this quicker?
5. Diet water
4. Motorised ice-cream cone
I’m not even arguing about this one.
3. The Most Epic Youtube Videos Ever
In a book?
2. DVD Rewinder
I came across this one in some forum last week. Had a big WTF moment.
1. Useless Box Kit
Without doubt my absolute favorite. Still need to get me one of these. But since it is so funny, it is not useless anymore, it has great entertainment value.
Bonus
While browsing for useless inventions I came across the Unnecessary Inventions Youtube channel. Just had a quick look, but that seems pretty funny.